Grinch Dick 

A long piece of bud

Person 1 : Damn dude, look at that big piece of bud.

Person 2 : Hell yeah man that looks like a grinch dick

Grinch Dick by Logan "Mr Overtime" October 1, 2016

Grinch dick 

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible

Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those

Grinch dick by Khailaty December 4, 2018

Grinch-dick 

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.

"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."

Grinch-dick by bowtheif November 21, 2016