J grimes is an artist thats versatile in his music sound as he’s also a talented guitarist and pianist. Aka “junior grimes (Logan)”
Most of his songs are either mediocre or surprisingly decent but that’s about it. he’d be amazing if he put in more effort though but J’s is too damn big to take advice from anyone.
Notorious for being an ex male stripper and former PI but that’s another story.
Famous for being offensive and having no regard for what society thinks of his daring behavior. Kid with a beard who got his start by doing soundcloud music and YouTube videos also he makes comics books. Believes he’s the notorious BIG reincarnated do with that what you will.
lives by himself and relies on willybone to maintain the professionalism and artist setup because J grimes wouldn’t be able to manage his own music by himself unsurprisingly
Also known for appearing on dr phil as the real life wolverine.
Most of his songs are either mediocre or surprisingly decent but that’s about it. he’d be amazing if he put in more effort though but J’s is too damn big to take advice from anyone.
Notorious for being an ex male stripper and former PI but that’s another story.
Famous for being offensive and having no regard for what society thinks of his daring behavior. Kid with a beard who got his start by doing soundcloud music and YouTube videos also he makes comics books. Believes he’s the notorious BIG reincarnated do with that what you will.
lives by himself and relies on willybone to maintain the professionalism and artist setup because J grimes wouldn’t be able to manage his own music by himself unsurprisingly
Also known for appearing on dr phil as the real life wolverine.
J grimes: allow me to bless the world with my greatness
Girls in crowd: woooooo!
Talented music producer: your trash and you’ve got zero talent
J grimes: excuse me ?
Talented music producer: your a talentless hack, no one likes you
Girls: who gives a shit he’s hott as hell! Take off your shirt J!
J grimes: ;)
Talented music producer: *facepalms*
J Grimes’s fan girls don’t care as long he’s shirtless
“Junior Grimes” | J Grimes
Girls in crowd: woooooo!
Talented music producer: your trash and you’ve got zero talent
J grimes: excuse me ?
Talented music producer: your a talentless hack, no one likes you
Girls: who gives a shit he’s hott as hell! Take off your shirt J!
J grimes: ;)
Talented music producer: *facepalms*
J Grimes’s fan girls don’t care as long he’s shirtless
“Junior Grimes” | J Grimes
by Crime boss who fires often July 4, 2021
A pretty good rapper/singer that deserves the praise he gets since it’s not easy being a rockstar wannabe trapped in regular boring society. this junior grimes kid represents the kid in all of us; young and so full of life but at the same time relatable, outcast and rebellious.
There truly is no one like J grimes/junior grimes
EXAMPLE:
There truly is no one like J grimes/junior grimes
EXAMPLE:
EXAMPLE:
Record deal producers: aight team let’s scoop up some new artists
Person 1: what about j grimes?
Person 2: nah that boy got a bad image, and this coming from someone who’s seen it ALL
Record producer: I guess, anyone but j grimes, right?
Person 2: hell yeah man, J grimes is a bad influence, fuck him
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Gas station clerk: hello how are you?
J grimes: aye yo lemme get a puff bar
Gas station clerk: wait a sec I know you, gtfo my store blondie
J grimes: wtf?
Other customers: this guys music blows!
Gas station clerk: you heard the people, get him!
J grimes: oh shite
Record deal producers: aight team let’s scoop up some new artists
Person 1: what about j grimes?
Person 2: nah that boy got a bad image, and this coming from someone who’s seen it ALL
Record producer: I guess, anyone but j grimes, right?
Person 2: hell yeah man, J grimes is a bad influence, fuck him
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Gas station clerk: hello how are you?
J grimes: aye yo lemme get a puff bar
Gas station clerk: wait a sec I know you, gtfo my store blondie
J grimes: wtf?
Other customers: this guys music blows!
Gas station clerk: you heard the people, get him!
J grimes: oh shite
by Obselection August 29, 2021
Australian-Spanish rapper aka “junior Grimes” (Logan) who looks like either a school shooter or homeless bad boy..
makes music and/or YouTube videos usually pertaining to his criminal versatility or dangerous behavior. He’s possibly a wannabe rockstar and failed artist but 100% a successful outcast criminal
Also a part time secret meme lord
Known for songs “she be simpin” , “radioactive rage” , “Star Wars diss track” , “bella chick mixtape” and etc,
makes music and/or YouTube videos usually pertaining to his criminal versatility or dangerous behavior. He’s possibly a wannabe rockstar and failed artist but 100% a successful outcast criminal
Also a part time secret meme lord
Known for songs “she be simpin” , “radioactive rage” , “Star Wars diss track” , “bella chick mixtape” and etc,
j grimes: im makin moves in da underground
Rap fanbase: ugh
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j Grimes is a decent rapper and shows promise but best apply himself or fade into obscurity
Rap fanbase: ugh
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j Grimes is a decent rapper and shows promise but best apply himself or fade into obscurity
by It’s meee biitchh! July 23, 2021
the illicit and infamous junior grimes. Forever immortalized as an unwanted force of cringe and offensive humor
An Internet superstar and failed artist, has blonde hair and the eyes of a psychopath but somehow looks innocent.
known for being the worst of all idols and the last person one should get to know.
An Internet superstar and failed artist, has blonde hair and the eyes of a psychopath but somehow looks innocent.
known for being the worst of all idols and the last person one should get to know.
J. GRIMES is an animal in bed- every girl ever
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Guy 1: damn j grimes stole my girl again
Guy 2; yo you gotta keep an eye on your girl bro
Guy 1: yeah I know
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Guy 1: damn j grimes stole my girl again
Guy 2; yo you gotta keep an eye on your girl bro
Guy 1: yeah I know
by Mysticmindset August 6, 2021
J grimes was a SoundCloud that moved on to ACTUALLY making music even though he’s more of a rockstar
J grimes is a british rapper that puts every US rapper to shame with his malicious rhymes
J grimes © music
J grimes is a british rapper that puts every US rapper to shame with his malicious rhymes
J grimes © music
by Condom creators October 18, 2021
Kid that does everything
Example: to DO something by yourself without anyone’s help
the mysterious boy who’s always shifting and becoming whatever he pleases to, there is no “just one” version. junior does stuff & thangs
Junior grimes, the ultimate anti society kid who lives for himself as he’s got nothing to lose, gives zero fucks to what anyone thinks and can handle anything. though chaotic and malevolent, he’s honorable and gives true advice to those that seek it can be good meaning occasionally since he’s a bit innocent despite his dark nature.
forever considered the most interesting boy for all the wrong reasons. The first and last of his kind, TLDR; a kid that does everything and just enjoys living
Example: to DO something by yourself without anyone’s help
the mysterious boy who’s always shifting and becoming whatever he pleases to, there is no “just one” version. junior does stuff & thangs
Junior grimes, the ultimate anti society kid who lives for himself as he’s got nothing to lose, gives zero fucks to what anyone thinks and can handle anything. though chaotic and malevolent, he’s honorable and gives true advice to those that seek it can be good meaning occasionally since he’s a bit innocent despite his dark nature.
forever considered the most interesting boy for all the wrong reasons. The first and last of his kind, TLDR; a kid that does everything and just enjoys living
if juniors life were a movie it’d be called “pursuit of pleasure” and the sequel “master of deception”
junior Grimes Is the single most interesting person ever to exist and that’s not a good thing.
person 1: if we’re going to move everyone to Mars we must leave someone behind
Person 2: hmm
Person 1: it’s gotta be somebody
Person 2: wait, I know just the guy
**junior Grimes inherits the earth for himself as the apocalypse occurs !**
Junior Grimes: whoo, bout time you guys got here, now it’s a party!
end of world occurring*
World leaders: this day cannot get any worse
Junior: allow me to introduce myself
World leaders: oh shit……
junior Grimes Is the single most interesting person ever to exist and that’s not a good thing.
person 1: if we’re going to move everyone to Mars we must leave someone behind
Person 2: hmm
Person 1: it’s gotta be somebody
Person 2: wait, I know just the guy
**junior Grimes inherits the earth for himself as the apocalypse occurs !**
Junior Grimes: whoo, bout time you guys got here, now it’s a party!
end of world occurring*
World leaders: this day cannot get any worse
Junior: allow me to introduce myself
World leaders: oh shit……
by Jellyfishgangsta January 1, 2022
Guy 1: dude I just wrote a rap song
Guy 2: yea but your bars are shit don’t publish it
Guy 1: oh yea I don’t wanna be a junior grimes
Guy 2: yea but your bars are shit don’t publish it
Guy 1: oh yea I don’t wanna be a junior grimes
by Sniper in a diaper May 8, 2021