1 definition by pbpbpb
Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.
e.g.
- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?
- How are the melons?
- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.
- I see some nice-sized pickles here.
- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.
- I'm coming!!!
e.g.
- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?
- How are the melons?
- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.
- I see some nice-sized pickles here.
- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.
- I'm coming!!!
by pbpbpb May 11, 2019