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Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
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Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny
Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there
by snorpa January 20, 2019
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Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue
"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.
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Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading
Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics
by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020
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