Green m&m 

the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.

man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me

Green m&m by Sexymarx April 7, 2020

Green M&M 

1. A candy often believed to make the consumer horny
2. The only M&M that is female (great likeness to smurfette)

1. John has a whole drawer full of green m&m's!
2. The Green M&M is fucking* hott* dude!


*see second defenition of these words

Green M&M by Smite March 25, 2004

Green M&M 

The Green M&M is so hot. She is very good at Sex and she looks so hot with her shoes. You would even want to have a drink with her!

Person 1: Would you fuck the Green M&M?

Person 2: Hell yea!

Green M&M by Tucker Carlson (Real Fox News) January 29, 2022

Green M&M 

The most seductive, alluring, and gorgeous M&M you'd ever seen until political correctness ruined her.

Bring back the old Green M&M or we will never buy M&Ms again out of protest. Sincerely, THE ENTIRE WORLD

Green M&M by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2022

Green M&M 

(Slang) 80mg Oxycontin, which is green-gray in color, and about the size and shape of an M&M. This term is usually used when trying to hide what is being talked about.

Text message:"Green M&M's" (i.e. I got some 80's for sale, do you want any?


I live in the state with the highest opate addiction per capita in the U.S. a.k.a. Maine. I live in a city of just over 35,000 people. We have THREE methadone clinics, with 90% of the patients being between ages 18-24. And we are not the worst in the state by far. We have multiple towns where 80% of the total population is either an active, or recovered addict. This should tell you something about how powerfull this drug is.
I would know, I'm a recovering addict who used for four years. It starts as a fun thing to do at parties for $5-$10 a pop, but before you know it, you can't stop. I thought I would be fine, but I ended up doing over $1'500 a WEEK. I made $1,000 a MONTH. Try to figure out how that works.

Green M&M by beforeskin October 17, 2008

Green M&M 

Mrs. White

Keller and kasey were in mrs. white's awesome Green M&M class

...and keller loves kasey more

Green M&M by Kellerloveskasey August 17, 2010

Green m&m 

That fucking m&m makes me so fucking enebdnjejejsnenwnwnsnna i just wanna dhehehhehrhehr

Pov me when green m&m cums: heheheiejendbdbdndnndkd
#hshahahwheh

Green m&m by Pdiggggggle June 18, 2022