greatkeeping

Someone who is great at gatekeeping. An action that is typically seen as a negative trait, greatkeeping is used when someone is so good at it, you can't help but admire it.

Wow, you don't tell us where the best nikes are, you don't tell us where to get the best Thai food, you hide your poke hookup, and now free parking spots in town? At this point I'm not even mad anymore, that's just greatkeeping.