Skip to main content

Great Journey

The Covenant belief that if they fire Halo, they will become godlike and anyone unworthy will die. This is the ultimate reason for their existence.
"For the Great Journey!" -A Grunt throwing a Plasma Grenade at a human, helping the Covenant accomplish this ulterior motive.
Great Journey by an elite July 8, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

great journey

a very dificult task in which you must travel a fairly long distance by foot, preferably four or more miles, and then smoke a lot of weed when you have reached your desination.
Bob: so what are we doing tonight?

Kent: going on a great journey to the top top of Kennesaw Mt.(small mountain in Georgia).

Bob: sweet, you have the pipe?

Kent:yep

Bob:lets go
great journey by Yrrab Nivre December 9, 2008

The Great Journey 

The act of running across the dark hallway to your parents room when you were a kid. Sprinting is used when the kid is crossing the darkest part of the hallway.
Little kid: (runs to parents room while making ally of noise)

big brother: That little shit woke me up, he must be doing the great journey. I'll fucking scare him next time
The Great Journey by Hempn February 27, 2010

Donald Duck's Great Journey

What you have to do when you have toilet paper in the house but not in the bathroom and you only realize that after you've shit and you're home alone. Essentially waddling to wherever you keep the toilet paper with your pants and undies at your ankles and shit on your ass and then waddling back hoping no one sees you like this.

The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this
Eric realized he had to restock the toilet paper after he took a Taco Bell shit, thus he now has to either make Donald Duck's Great Journey or wait till someone comes home.

The great journey 

Playing Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3 ODST and Halo Reach nonstop consecutively on Legendary difficulty.
It is believed to be an enlightening experience.
Man 1: "I did the great journey last night."

Man 2: "you alright dude? You need some sleep you like a robot."
Man 1: "She said that to me once, about being a machine..."
The great journey by TxRTLE June 22, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next