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Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself
Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel
by aonerockz September 18, 2018
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grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
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grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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