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Grealish 

That feeling of crushing inadequacy and utter embarrassment that comes from opening your mouth at the wrong moment and saying the wrong thing.

Throwing rocks at another to humiliate them and inadvertently hitting yourself.

The feeling that comes with wanting the ground to open up and swallow you as you realise what a pathetic and wretched bed-wetter you actually are.
"Almost as soon as it was out of my mouth I realised what I'd said. Felt so utterly grealish that I actually turned into a slug and slithered off to hide under a stone for the rest of my wretched life."
Grealish by Jack-Shit October 30, 2022

Grealish 

A younger gentleman, over obsessed with his looks, and has a very Dickish personality
Person 1- “you see that guy over there?”
Person 2- “ I honestly can’t stand that guy, always preening. A total Grealish if you ask me”
Grealish by GraveDohl1994 February 20, 2024

Jack Grealish 

An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen
Jack Grealish deserves to start for England
Jack Grealish is the most underrated player in English football
Jack Grealish by the smol guy November 9, 2020

Jack Grealish 

A popular man from [England} known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with tap ins. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a tap in he didn’t meant to score.
When he scores he celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 10 has been missing the entire match.
He must be Jack Grealish

Doing a Grealish

Contributing absolutely piss all to a group task and reaping the rewards as if you were the star performer
“I can’t believe we all got an A in the group project

“Apart from John, he’s been doing a Grealish the whole semester”

The Grealish 

The act of riding someone’s calf, much like a Sybian, until completion
Man 1: “man my arse is so sore”

Man 2: “why, what happened mate?”
Man 1: “I did the Grealish with a dude from the pub last night. The bloke’s calves were massive
The Grealish by MLM September 18, 2023