graham cracker

A black person that acts white

It may be brown, but it's still a cracker

"Look at that black boy in the mosh pit...what a graham cracker"

by Brianne1979 January 05, 2006

graham cracker

a mixed person who has brown skin but acts white.

andrew travis is a graham cracker

by fartknockers April 23, 2009

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite February 29, 2012

graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".

A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.

by ButtersB February 19, 2022

graham cracker

A person who is half-white, half-Mexican.

Mom's from Mississippi, Dad's from Mexico, so I'm a graham cracker.

by bubba22 August 27, 2005

graham cracker

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

by Smart American Male October 19, 2006

Graham Cracker

A term used to describe a mixed person.

Us this word for when you are both a n***a and a cracker.

Or if it makes you feel better say graham for short.

It is hateful if a person that is not mix says it

This graham cracker said.

Fight me graham cracker!

What up my graham cracker.

by Gsgsgsbsb June 03, 2019