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Gorilla Biscuit 

Ugly Chick
She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.
Gorilla Biscuit by Chuck Had July 28, 2009

gorilla biscuit 

a no-name clothes brand from sears given to a young boy on christmas from his grandmother who has no interest in wearing the article of clothing EVER.
hey, did you just get a gorilla biscuit tee for Christmas man? I feel bad!
gorilla biscuit by keirstyn daye February 8, 2007

Gorilla Biscuit 

A very short fat bitch with much resemblance to an ape like figure; gorilla, baboon, what ever.
"Look at that fat bitch, shes so short and looks like a fucking gorilla!"

"Yeah man fucking gorilla biscuit ay"
Gorilla Biscuit by gunther89 January 2, 2009

gorilla biscuit 

Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.
Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today.

Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.
gorilla biscuit by nadya_who December 14, 2009

gorilla biscuits 

slang term for quaaludes used back in the late 70s - early 80s.
It's fun to take some gorilla biscuits and go walking downtown; feels like you're walking underwater.

Gorilla Biscuits 

A popular hardcore band from New York in the 1980's, famous for their fastpaced fun music and positive straight edge attitude. Released what is often cited as of of, if not the best hardcore release of all time, "Start Today". Members of the band went on to form Quicksand, CIV, Rival Schools, Walking Concert, and also opened Lotus Tattoos in NY.

The term "gorilla biscuts" was 80's street slang, originally referring to meth pills.
Gorilla biscuits to your fucking head
One more time and you'll be dead
Better watch out, better be scared
You're heading for the dragon's lair!

G O R I double-L A!
Gorilla Biscuits by xBrendanx November 29, 2004
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