The action of squatting down low with your arms over each other like a russian dancer and bobbing up and down while repeatedly saying "Gorf".
by Zachary Napolitano March 23, 2007
by OT10 May 7, 2010
(verb) to stuff a large amount of food into your mouth; to eat something as quickly as possible, with minimal chewing; syn with "stuff your face"
The muffin was so delicious I gorfed it while laughing.
The pizza was so good we totally gorfed it.
Dude don't gorf your food, it's gross.
The pizza was so good we totally gorfed it.
Dude don't gorf your food, it's gross.
by Lucy T-W September 12, 2017
The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.
by Richmeister August 21, 2014
Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.
See also Gorf and Bogfly.
See also Gorf and Bogfly.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
by tripper08 October 7, 2019
Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.
"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."
by CannibalGuppy May 6, 2007