goof mo

"Goof mo" is a name that Egyptian homosexuals named "Mohammed" inherit once they begin developing traits of; homosexuality, self-pity, desperation, daddy issues, delusion, feminity, jealousy, inferiority and overall, being a little fking goof. "Goof Mo's" are naturally pathetic creatures that leach on to the assholes of any men that can make them feel protected, comfortable and supported; On their own, they're abysmally pitiful.

"Goof mo the type of guy to say holy moly while his baba pleasures him"

"Goof mo never refuses his husband Adam when he asks for head"
Goof mo says "OH FK OH FK OH SHIT OH SHIT" when his owner Aiden walks close to him.

by Mo's Baba 69 December 17, 2022

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Goof mode

When someone gives up information to the cops about co accused at the time of arrest but decided to do the right thing at trial

Tara is arrested and while being question at the police station she goes in to goof mode and tells the police about her co accused which then gets them arrested but when it comes time to court time Tara decides to do the right thing and keep her mouth closed.

by Tara scott September 23, 2021

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goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006

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goof monster

"Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!

Oh my god, you goof monster!!! Get away from me, you don't have any friends for a reason!

by marylovesmusic21 December 9, 2008

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goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

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