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Gooch Gobbler 

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
Gooch Gobbler by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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gooch gobbler 

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
gooch gobbler by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006

Gooch Gobbler 

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
Gooch Gobbler by mtc25 January 12, 2009

Gooch Gobler 

Someone that aggressively licks the taint
All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler
Gooch Gobler by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020

Gooch Globbler 

When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.
Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house
Gooch Globbler by Walter bic November 17, 2020

goochgobbler 

One who gobbles gooches.
Man that chick is atotal goochgobbler
goochgobbler by Stephen Mctowelie January 13, 2008