by MrHaT July 1, 2003
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein during the gulf war."
by Jeorge "of the jungel" Boosh April 9, 2005
Describes an amazing event or occurance. Used to express surprise, shock, awe, excitement, orgasm, flatulence or extreme terror.
by zoot December 20, 2004
by Girl that loves shipping :3 October 30, 2021
A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
by august22 December 11, 2016
A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.
Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place.
by IMMA MAN December 22, 2009