Golden ball

The word for testicles from Japanese word kintama.

Oh, my golden balls are shivering.

Lick my golden balls.

by Hannya April 4, 2016

Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022

Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball

"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"

by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010

Golden Balls

The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....

"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."

Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.

by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010

Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night

Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.

by Maginican February 15, 2017

Golden ice balls

Fireball, rumplemints, and goldschalger. No fire and ice for chewsky!!!!!

Can I get a golden ice balls? NO CHEWSKY!!!

by Chewsky September 2, 2022

Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight

We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon

by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024