Theo: Last night, this handsome guy approached me at the bar. We talked until the lights came on and then we went to my place... and you know what the best part is?
Joe: No?
Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.
Joe: No?
Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.
by Connect-Ad August 21, 2021
by Misfit_Toy July 14, 2011
Asian person: Hey, wanna go see a Jay Chou concert?
Golden Oreo: Nah, I don't really like his music. But there's a Wilco concert on that same day, so we could go to that instead!
Golden Oreo: Nah, I don't really like his music. But there's a Wilco concert on that same day, so we could go to that instead!
by hiperson3673 July 31, 2009
by the BMOC May 17, 2007
Tim: I just came on this girls face then I gave her a golden shower!
Ben and Andy: dude you gave her a golden oreo!!
Ben and Andy: dude you gave her a golden oreo!!
by They might be giants! July 17, 2010
The act of defecating into a small, semi-solid mound, making an indentation or "pocket" in the feces using, uriniating into the pocket, and then molding the shit around the urine, so as to make a "water balloon" of shit and piss. The resultant "Golden Oreo" can be hurled a any target.
by Adinor October 22, 2007
by outside the box May 5, 2007