1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
by Netsharpshooter January 31, 2016
(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
by CherryTart February 16, 2023
Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
by Insanedeath5 November 01, 2019
Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending
by CorporalClink August 11, 2020
by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023
Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 22, 2021