Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 November 1, 2019

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

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Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

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Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter January 31, 2016

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(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 16, 2023

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