goat scale 

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

goat scale by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

goatscapes 

the sale of ad space on gates protecting NY businesses when closed

Goatscapes are all the rage

goatscapes by master of the gate April 28, 2010