goat pee 

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.

"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"

goat pee by Evan H. August 24, 2006

Goat Peeling Apparatus© 

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

Goat Peeling Apparatus© by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Goat Peeler 

One who participates in the competitive underground sport of Goat Peeling. Goat Peeling is just what it sounds like. The goal is to peel all the skin, fur and gristle from a goat without killing it.

MURPH: Did you see Jared in the Goat Peeling comp the other day? He placed third. His technique was smooth and flawless but his goat expired two seconds before he had finished.

I HAVE A RUSTY TUNA CAN STUCK IN MY BRAIN: That sucks! Jared's a damn fine Goat Peeler.

Goat Peeler by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007