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goat kiss 

To strike another person In the face with your forehead, while face to face in conversation, by surprise, for no reason, to initiate a fight, or to end a conversation or fight promptly if done with enough force. A head butt delivered promptly with haste, suprise and often no reason.
"I can't belive you just headbutted that bouncer! What hell!?!"

"It was just a little goat kiss, I had nothing but love... Anyways it was just a peck. I didn't know he was gonna fold up like that."

"I guess he cannot say you sucker punched him...."
goat kiss by onegoatboy May 26, 2015
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Goat Kiss 

To put your testicles between the back of your thighs exposing the Goat then put it to someones face
Dude im gonna Goat Kiss you while you sleep. Goat
Goat Kiss by Pandathrower December 15, 2009

goat kiss 

When someone's balls are placed on someone elses chin and kissed.
Roland was mouthing off to me, so I made him give me a goat kiss to occupy his mouth.
goat kiss by dela nate December 27, 2005

billy goat kiss 

Two Guys Rubbing Beards Like Eskimo Kiss Style.
Jeff & Edward Billy Goat Kissed At That party
billy goat kiss by Manda1274 November 29, 2013

Goat kisser 

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!
Goat kisser by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

goat kisses 

Where a two people make out while they have warm milk in their mouths. If one person spills the other spits the remaing milk in their partners face.
While Jane and Ralf were drinking warm milk they started goat kisses, Jane won and spit all over Ralfs face.
goat kisses by G@ry March 3, 2008
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