similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple
Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend
by npv April 2, 2011
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(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. Often leads to the end of the original relationship.

The act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.
She wasn't happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. It may have been goaltending, but everyone won. Except for Steve... but f*** that guy.
by lfcNo9 September 3, 2010
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Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.
"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."
by JonKorn August 12, 2005
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After a controversial posting on social media or a comment on a comment thread, one must be goaltending the post/thread against internet trolls and other commenters from ruining the post/thread.
They spent the better part of the day goaltending their post from internet trolls.
by moonnoom April 15, 2016
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When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.
Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.
by ski9600 September 1, 2009
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(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it
She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.
by Re alnegro August 24, 2018
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When you try to prevent your crush from dating a different guy.
by Jrandtheman October 10, 2015
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