Gnartard

1. A person famous only for doing moderate to extremely dangerous stunts that most would consider not ONLY dangerous, but quite stupid.

2. A person with an obviously low IQ that over uses cliché surfer language and mannerisms.

I can't believe Jake is so popular for jumping over that car, he's such a gnartard.

Gnartard by ChaosAxis March 9, 2011

Gnartard

A total ski bum who thinks they are hot shit but can barely handle an easy blue. They have “shredded gnar for years homie” but is literally on the ground every time you see them.

“Dude my friend Jesse skis only greens, what a fucking gnartard”

Gnartard by Nick V. January 11, 2026

Gnar-Tard 

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.

You are such a Gnar-Tard!

Gnar-Tard by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009

gnarzard 

Word used to describe a switch backside 180 heelflip down a 12 stair.

Oh my god, was that a switch backside 180 heelflip? that was super gnarzard!

gnarzard by bettapetta August 28, 2009

gnartarded

when you are so shred godly of the gnartar that you are retarded

bro is so gnartarded shred gnartar god holy shit

gnartarded by gnartar shred god April 16, 2026

gnartar sauce 

A liquid substance that is either extremely gross or awesome.

Dump out the water in that pot, its been on the stove for 3 weeks and now mold is growing on the top. Oh my bad, that's complete gnartar sauce.

gnartar sauce by L_P_J_Eckley April 18, 2010

gartard 

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days

You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster

gartard by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019