Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.
by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 08, 2018
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Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors
by asdf-moderator December 02, 2017
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A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"
That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.
by The Dunce May 03, 2021
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by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017
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Mother of a Type 1 Diabetic child that is constantly chasing highs and lows for blood glucose levels, dosing insulin, correcting, counting Carbs like no one ever. Basically, the cousin to a unicorn with superpowers.
Whoa, check out that Glucose Goddess...she's been chasing highs and lows all day but her kid is having a blast and looks amazing!!
by GlucoseGoddess June 26, 2021
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