A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"
That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.
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Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.
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Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors
I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..
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If you are the gyaldem glucose, this means you get bare gel because your leng, you attract bare beanies
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A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
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