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Random nigga: Me, personally I would never let anyone moss me in football

Me: stop glazing you fuccin glazer
Glazer by jstackzzz13 May 26, 2022

Glazernomics

1. The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption or transfer of wealth to oneself, at the detriment of all others.
2. The means to strip all that is of worth from a person, entity or subject, with no regard to the outcome.
I am tired of how Manchester United are not making an effort to better this club, this is peak Glazernomics!
Glazernomics by LomaUtd May 14, 2021

D1 Glazer 

Someone who is a professional at "glazing" and is really good at it.
Bro Colby is a D1 Glazer, he keeps glazing me everyday and at this point he's D1 in glazing.
D1 Glazer by NOT A GLAZER May 4, 2023

Cherry Glazer 

The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry
My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.
Cherry Glazer by AESOPping wet October 23, 2015

Windshield Glazer 

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.
Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!
Windshield Glazer by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009