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glass bitch 

An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.
"You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid."
glass bitch by Christiiiine February 1, 2007
Words you can keep

Glass Bitch 

A fake female who is seen through, recognized for who she really is.
"Brooke talks behind my back and then thinks she can be my friend, glass bitch!"
Glass Bitch by laadeedahh March 12, 2010

glass bitch 

An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.
You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid.
glass bitch by glitterlicious December 11, 2008

glass bitch 

An extremely stuck up or prissy person, most of the time a female, who considers herself extremely fragile who could be broken easily like glass, when really she's just like the rest of us.
Sharon: Um, I'm not going out there, its too hot, it will mess up my hair
Lisa: We live in fucking Arizona of course its hot you dumb glass bitch.
glass bitch by Peach Princess August 16, 2009

Glass Ass Bitch 

To be a weak, spineless, fragile, delicate little bitch.
I don't know, why don't you solve world hunger you glass ass bitch!

glass of bitch 

Something that really lame ex-boyfriends say when they don't have a good comeback during an argument..or even better..for no reason whatsoever, because they think it is funny
"Hey, do u want another glass of bitch with that"

Bitch Grass 

A term defining weed that not only causes a burning iritation to the throat and lungs, but lacks potency for anyone but the weakest smokers. Smokers of Bitch Grass include: bitches, middles schoolers, and poor people.
"Man this shit is bitch grass, I smoked three bowls..I ain't even high"
Bitch Grass by Pyrocrazyman September 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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