The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even though he went to bed at 8.30.
by Spannii January 17, 2009
When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.
Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!
-sighing, panting-
Man:"dinner is served!"
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!
-sighing, panting-
Man:"dinner is served!"
by i-rob November 9, 2006
gizz or jizz nose is someone who takes it in the nose, like charisse, whose nose is all perky up and is shiny, thus it looks like she was rammed in the nose adn gizzed and it stuck on her face
by cocktease January 7, 2004
When your in doggie style position and you cum inside her and when you pull out she shoots your cum back out with distance
by Dirtybutt January 25, 2017
A woman that attempts to con a man into getting pregnant by falsely claiming to be on birth control. They are more frequently encountered after college but before entering the cougar stage.
She was yelling at me telling me to take the condom off and that it's ok because she's on the pill. This chick's a gizz snatcher!
by gizzsnatcher March 15, 2011
I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.
by willie989 January 19, 2010