Skip to main content

ghost hand

whilst your hand asleep with no feeling, you masturbate with it feeling like someone else is doing it for you.
i woke up in the middle of the night with my hand asleep. i decided to pull a ghost hand
by beaner ledz December 20, 2009
mugGet the ghost hand mug.

ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.
I'm sitting here broke with my ghost hand till pay day.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008
mugGet the ghost hand mug.

ghost hand

A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.
Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...
by obsolete10 December 30, 2008
mugGet the ghost hand mug.

A Ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.
I'm sitting here broke with A Ghost hand till pay day.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 6, 2008
mugGet the A Ghost hand mug.

Hand Job Ghost

Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
mugGet the Hand Job Ghost mug.

ghost handcock

1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.

2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.

3. ghost fisting an orifice.

4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.

4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.

5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.

6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.

7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.

8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.

9. an alternative to ghost cock.

10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.

11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.

12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.
"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"
by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011
mugGet the ghost handcock mug.

Ghostland Observatory

An electric, funkie, prog band from Austin, Texas. They'll make you dance your pants off!
Ghostland Observatory sounds like a robot having sex with a tree!
by C-Garrr February 9, 2009
mugGet the Ghostland Observatory mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email