When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.
Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"
by SilentSyphon March 31, 2021
Richard: hey Lauren, what are you bringing to the picnic later? I heard M&S were sold out of snax
Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread
Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread
by GhettoDickie February 17, 2021
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by Sad Sac November 16, 2020
V. A warning. To scatter from the police(Po-pos.)
V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
1. Thing 1:YO! GHETTO SPREAD!
Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.
2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.
2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 14, 2021
ghetto spread
by MuzzCheese May 8, 2021