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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
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greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.
A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.
by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015
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Greeding

1. A term usually used in gaming of which refers to trying to use your abilities to get more resources quickly
“I starting greeding in my btd6 game by placing more banana farms”
by Deathfinder January 3, 2021
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Gleeding

When ones ears bleed from hearing too much music from Glee
All they play on the radio these days is shit from Glee with that attention whore screaming her fucking head off, attempting to "cover" every single song in existance. My ears are fricking Gleeding
by LeatMoaf August 23, 2010
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Gheezing

To be a midground filler on the video game Fortnite.
“Bro focus the kid Gheezing he’s a free 50”
by pr0xy223 January 11, 2020
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