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getting loose as a goose at the moose 

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits
gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me

getting my shoulders loose 

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.
One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh