Get the milk 

An expression used by Matthew rowe to his son in a fit of rage, causing several of his children to be permanently scared.

*Greg sleeping* Matthew rowe ‘GET THE MILK!’

Get the milk by Amylouise244333 April 18, 2023

get the milk-shakes 

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.

I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!

get the milk-shakes by QuacksO December 4, 2024

ill get the milk! 

The Magic Word To Dissapear

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

ill get the milk! by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019

i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

i'm going to get the milk! by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

Going to get the milk 

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

Going to get the milk by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020

I need to get the milk 

The sentence of every disappearance.

-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?

I need to get the milk by ara129 October 18, 2021

Your dad left to get the milk 

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"

Your dad left to get the milk by Troy517 May 29, 2022