Gelatinous Monster
A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.
"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."
Gelatinous Monster by onetime October 4, 2003
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