en garde fuckboy

A taunt used in the skeleton war, as the skeletons fight to the death against fuckboys.

Skeleton: En garde fuckboy

by istheskyblueoristhatjustme, October 26, 2014

avant-garde librarian

The niche fashion trend associated with mid-career and established curators

A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.

by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023

Faux Pavant Garde

A subculture defined mainly by Mac Assholes. They not only feel that Apple products are superior but also wear semi-emo type clothing; a "trendy" style that is meant to be innovative and original, but in truth is standardized and grounded by the rehashing and leeching of stylists' efforts to copy one another. The members of the Faux Pavant Garde are well off financially, though it's not clear exactly what they do for income, if indeed they do anything at all, but they afford their over-priced clothing, Cube cars, computers and Starbucks coffee somehow. The Faux Pavant Garde value some form of creativity but tout themselves to be transgressive artists, or those who push people out of their comfort zones with their art. These efforts are rather unfounded because the worst they do is transgress on Faux Pas though consider themselves at the forefront of an Avant Garde; hence, Faux Pavant Garde. This subculture of Mac Assholes, or generously, people, is one that membership is not desired.

Some would say the Faux Pavant Garde is a mixture of chav and emo, how they do it, I don't know.

by He-Who-Questions-the-Answer July 19, 2009

touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

by Holland Bach June 23, 2009

avant garde hip-hop

a subset of what has been dubbed "underground hip-hop". music that fits this category must contain original and experimental qualities that aren't always excepted well by hip-hop heads.

Busdriver's on some original shit, but sometimes it's too far out there for me.

Yea, he does that avant garde hip-hop thing.

by dee eye zee May 25, 2005

avant garde hip-hop

hip hop music made almost exclusivly by white males for other white males. often called nerd-rap by people who find it pretensious and geeky due to the sometimes very abstract lyrics, which often (or in the case of the anticon collective, almost always) do not rhyme.

Anticon fan: "Yo, i'ma go listen to some avant garde hip-hop shit and read chemistry books"

by americas/most/blunted October 31, 2005

The Gard

Dragging a baseball field while drinking (alcohol) or under the influence of

SigOther: honey, where you been?
Coach: dragging the ball field after the game. Can't leave it a mess!
SigOther: but did you Gard tho?
Coach: The Gard?
SigOther:
A field ain't worth Draggin' if a beer in't worth Drankin'

by TheGard March 31, 2022