Garbage bag porn oil

The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.

I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.

by DougWhatever April 1, 2018

Green Bay Garbage Bag

This is the act of using a garbage bag and duck tape as a condom during sexual intercourse.

Dylan lost his condoms so he quickly scrambled to make a green bay garbage bag.

by Dbottizle February 26, 2010

ur grandpa a garbage bag

The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*

by WolfredMontgomery March 19, 2018

garbage bagged

1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!

2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!

1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"

2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"

by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 11, 2011

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.

“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”

by Duwmeister November 12, 2017

garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.

Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.

by Wildus Billus December 31, 2018

Hot Cheese Garbage Bag

Willow

Wow you're looking very hot cheese garbage bag today, you must be named Willow!

by ILOVEBIGBOYS696969696969696969 October 31, 2019