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Shit Gamer syndrome 

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.
He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.

Shit/Piss gamer 

The act of Shitting and or Pissing while you play various online games such as Xbox live, PS3 online or on your laptop doing anything where you interact with others online who are unaware of what you are doing.
John: I was doing so good last night on COD: Nazi zombies but half way through a long round i had to shit so i just got up went to the bathroom.

Mike: They were never even aware were they?

John: Nope just turned off them mic and kept shooting

Mike: Thats sick man but you not the only Shit/Piss gamer im sure

shit bucket gamer 

A gamer who shits in a bucket so that he doesn't lose time while playing games and can no life them. They typically don't have any friends or a social life.
"Hold on - I need to shit in my shit bucket. I can't hold it in any longer." - Gamer 1
"Wow. You are such a shit bucket gamer." - Gamer 2

Pre game shit 

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit
"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"
Pre game shit by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016

PUBG SHIT GAME

A common phrase, depicting the frustration of a gamer. It is commonly used while playing Player Unknown Battlegrounds, but can also be used in other games.
Wow, you suck dude.
Nah, PUBG SHIT GAME.
PUBG SHIT GAME by PUBGSHTGAME August 21, 2019

Shit games 

The tier above "mind games" that reults in aggravation or annoyance. Usually pointless bullshit.
Ed: Becky, you've been angry at me and seem very upset. What's wrong?

Becky: Nothing, everything's fine.

Alex: What's wrong with Becky, why is she mad at you?

Ed: She's just playing shit games.
Shit games by Tomisthetitts November 11, 2015