gagortion

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.

by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008

gagortion

abortion after the fact.

oh honey, don't worry about johnny being handicapped. remember we can always just get a gagortion

by seanathon April 10, 2007

gagortion

A joke in which the punchline is completely ruined before its arrival.

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Alex Fech... ah nevermind, you don't even know the guy. I'm giving this joke a Gagortion."

by Bananawhistle February 1, 2014

gagortion

through a freakish coincidence in human genetics your uterus and stomach have intertwined thus enabling you to throw up the life growing inside

after a hard night of drinking her child was brought to world by a gagortion.

by [e-mail] June 6, 2005