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Fuzzleweed 

A common occurrence among pet owners, referring to the ball of animal hair that drifts across a hardwood, tile or linoleum floor when there is a sudden draft of air, much like a desert tumbleweed.
I walked through my kitchen and was followed by a fuzzleweed left behind by my Siberian Husky.

My back porch is currently covered in fuzzleweeds, I need to brush the cat
Fuzzleweed by Ezada December 1, 2010
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furbleweeds 

balls of animal fur that roll across clean surfaces
There are furbleweeds rolling across the kitchen floor.
furbleweeds by kygirlgg June 29, 2011
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Furbleweed 

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.
"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."
Furbleweed by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

Furbleweed 

A large collection of fur from your pet that tumbles down the hallway and reminds you that it's been too long since you vacuumed the house.
As I walked down the hallway, a furbleweed floated past me folornly.
Furbleweed by Snakey74 May 22, 2017

Buzzleweed 

When one shakes or twitch excessively, usually while they are using marijuana.
I always buzzleweed when I get high.
Buzzleweed by Buzzleweed January 20, 2023