A muff with thick, overgrown hair protruding all over and around. Like a good burger, it's best with some pink in the middle.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
A particularly furry snatch which covers such a wide area of the body it resembles a hairy nappy. If left untrimmed the furburger can crawl up the belly, grow wings on either side, and reach around to 'meet' the anal fluff.
On removal of her panties I thought I had found a trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps, but on closer inspection I realised this girl was in fact the proud owner of an overgrown furburger.
by fur-bur-gur August 7, 2003
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
Furburger or Fur Burger: A hairy pussy, when it is being licked and eaten or otherwise used as a delicious snack, by an appreciative partner.
Last night, my new Chinese girlfriend let me eat her fragrant furburger for over an hour before she begged me to screw her. When I was deep inside I kissed her and she said, "You smell like furburger!" "The best I've ever eaten, my dear", I said, as I filled her love hole with my secret-sauce. "A little mayo can enhance even the best furburger, my love", I gasped. "Especially a tight, juicy one like yours!".
by U.S. Sinophile Expat August 21, 2007
one day while browsing through pornographic videos I stumbled upon a video with the owner of a furburger. at first glance I thought it was a video of a ZZ Top reunion tour
by Micheal Jackson June 30, 2004
by Young Cchat 30 June 4, 2008
When a woman has a hella hairy snatch. Sometimes requires a machete to get through. Also used as a term to describe a sibling.
by Dreidel February 9, 2015