Fucking Clown Shoes

When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...

Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!

by DJ Sio October 2, 2008

fuck you, clown

synonymous to "Fuck You!", but better; used with a high-pitched, skewed voice for more impact.

"You look ugly."

"Fuck you, clown!"

by Tinah August 10, 2005

[Clown Fucked]

Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.

Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked that chick, you should have seen her expression when she heard me cum.

by Alex Sarman September 11, 2008

Clown Fucking

A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies

Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH

by Pantano Empire August 1, 2022

Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.

This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.

by Poorexcuseforapenis November 6, 2016

Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

by LOGANsaurs October 30, 2022