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fuckin' the dog 

riding the clock at work, not doing anything but still getting paid.
we've been fuckin' the dog all day today at work.
fuckin' the dog by Dwhodat October 15, 2013
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Fuckin' the dog 

To deliberately waste time, usually to avoid work.
Quit fuckin' the dog, we don't want to be here all day.
Fuckin' the dog by L1ghtn1n September 2, 2010

fuckin' the dog 

"What did you do last night?"
"I was just fuckin' the dog."
fuckin' the dog by jabyb October 24, 2007

fuckin' the dog 

"What did you do last night?"
"I was just fuckin' the dog."
fuckin' the dog by jabyb October 24, 2007

Fucking the dog 

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
Fucking the dog by 0verfiend June 25, 2005

Fucking the dog 

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.
Fucking the dog by Anonymous November 29, 2002

fucking the dog 

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
fucking the dog by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006
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murderhobo 

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