Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006
Someone who acts like a total asshole when in your presence.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
See shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead.
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
by Lowrider June 3, 2003
something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.
by Dr. nakanutzoff September 5, 2008
A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.
by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021
you fucked up my face *gunshot*
by MemeLord4063 May 28, 2018