Fuck Pot

Fuck pot: An individual who is as big an asshole as s/he is an idiot. They cannot be trusted with even the simplest of tasks, as their inferior brain's cannot process the requirement to actually think. It is a bad idea to give them any form of responsibility, as it is a certainty that they will fuck it up. Do not let them drive, be in charge of any major organisations or lend them anything. Letting them out in public is up to your discretion, but we highly advise against it.

Person A: "Hey, could you lend me that ********** CD?"
Person B: "No. You are a fuck pot. I'll never get it back"
Person A: *drool* "Butterfly!"
Person B: *face-palm*

by Starkid Tamie March 4, 2011

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definition: "being surrounded by a large group of people who have all fucked.." "leading to akward looks, conversations, etc."

Im at a bar surrounded by a fuck pot

by lilmermaid0608 April 22, 2014

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pot fuck

A party where everyone brings their wife and they all share

Hey Randy you going to the pot fuck? I heard Tim's wife is smoking hot.

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fuck potential

used when a girl looks good in a picture, but needs to be seen in real life to verify how good she looks.

~dude, look at the picture of the girl i met at the party the other night!

~well, i'll admit that she has fuck potential.

by kelownagoalie29 April 18, 2009

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When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"

by Fuck her right in the pussy!! August 1, 2014

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