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Fuck Pot 

Fuck pot: An individual who is as big an asshole as s/he is an idiot. They cannot be trusted with even the simplest of tasks, as their inferior brain's cannot process the requirement to actually think. It is a bad idea to give them any form of responsibility, as it is a certainty that they will fuck it up. Do not let them drive, be in charge of any major organisations or lend them anything. Letting them out in public is up to your discretion, but we highly advise against it.
Person A: "Hey, could you lend me that ********** CD?"
Person B: "No. You are a fuck pot. I'll never get it back"
Person A: *drool* "Butterfly!"
Person B: *face-palm*
Fuck Pot by Starkid Tamie March 4, 2011
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fuck pot 

definition: "being surrounded by a large group of people who have all fucked.." "leading to akward looks, conversations, etc."
Im at a bar surrounded by a fuck pot
fuck pot by lilmermaid0608 April 22, 2014

pot fuck 

A party where everyone brings their wife and they all share
Hey Randy you going to the pot fuck? I heard Tim's wife is smoking hot.
pot fuck by CloudJumper November 11, 2020

fuck potential 

used when a girl looks good in a picture, but needs to be seen in real life to verify how good she looks.
~dude, look at the picture of the girl i met at the party the other night!

~well, i'll admit that she has fuck potential.

fuck potato 

When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.
"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"

fuck potential 

the potential a man has just by looks to get in a girl's pants...used on a scale of 1 through 10
he is hot!!!
yea i give him an fp of 9
fuck potential by TheOneAndOnly January 12, 2004

fuck potato 

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.
Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow