A day in which to ask your friend to have sex with you but not have it mean that you "like" them.
fuck me day occurs on April 15th.
fuck me day occurs on April 15th.
by sammy_boi May 27, 2018

by Idk1356 November 23, 2021

November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!
by swineeater November 26, 2021

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

by Sopooki August 01, 2021

by Sopooki August 01, 2021
