A 'contest' in which two couples have sex within audible range of each other, with each couple trying to prove to the other couple that they have the hottest sex life.
Oh god, the neighbours are going at it again.
In that case, why don't we show 'em how it's done. let's have a fuck war!
by Raiden-sama August 3, 2011
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Alternative for ‘Oh for gods sake!’ Believed to have Originated in Norfolk England. Once heard from an old farmer in Larling UK.
by Billy129 May 8, 2019
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when a couple or a group of people cannot stop saying"fuck you" to one another.
mostly happens between parents.
dad:hey fuck you linda!
mom:fuck you
dad:no fuck you
mom:fuck you
dad:fuck you
mom:no fuck you.
dad:this is a total fuck you war!
by tjbrown44 November 23, 2008
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So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!
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The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock November 4, 2008
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