Fuck The Suck
FTS goes way back before the tweeting/texting definition people are giving it today. Back in the 90's while I was in the Marine Corps I saw FTS written all over the place. I asked a crusty older pissed off Terminal Lance what it meant, and he told me it was fuck the suck. He went on to say it was based on some old movie where they said prison was "the suck" because it sucked the life out of you...and that the Corps did the same thing hence The Suck. So FUck The Suck is fuck prison, fuck the Corps, fuck your dead end minimum wage job, fuck living with your parents when your 35 making coffees at starbucks or whatever your own personal hell is that is sucking the life from you.
FTS goes way back before the tweeting/texting definition people are giving it today. Back in the 90's while I was in the Marine Corps I saw FTS written all over the place. I asked a crusty older pissed off Terminal Lance what it meant, and he told me it was fuck the suck. He went on to say it was based on some old movie where they said prison was "the suck" because it sucked the life out of you...and that the Corps did the same thing hence The Suck. So FUck The Suck is fuck prison, fuck the Corps, fuck your dead end minimum wage job, fuck living with your parents when your 35 making coffees at starbucks or whatever your own personal hell is that is sucking the life from you.
Normally written out of sight on random things inside the suck (backs of clocks, under desks/cabinets, behind shit).
"Hey man, are you going to reenlist for 4 more years?"
"FTS"
"Yeah, FTS. They can't pay me enough to keep me in this motherfucker".
"Hey man, are you going to reenlist for 4 more years?"
"FTS"
"Yeah, FTS. They can't pay me enough to keep me in this motherfucker".
by crustySGT May 9, 2014
FUCK THAT SHIT. Similar to the way LOL or BRB are used, FTS is an acronym that can be used in varying circumstances.
by Ari55 June 30, 2006
by hox678 July 27, 2020
I was out last night and there were so many FT's I fainted, hit my head on the corner of a table and had to be taken to hospital where I was revived from certain death on the operating table by a nurse, who, ironically, also had FT's
by ILOVEFT's October 8, 2009
“FaceTime sex”
One can discretely talk about their sexual activity around friends and family with this. Typically used in long distance relationships.
One can discretely talk about their sexual activity around friends and family with this. Typically used in long distance relationships.
by Captain D00M June 13, 2019