huckle

1. A person who quotes a movie incorrectly
2. The act of incorrectly quoting a movie

This comes from the incorrect notion that has been going around for years of people claiming Val Kilmer said "I'm your hucklebearer" in the movie Tombstone and then making up a definition for huckle having to do with casket handles. It was "I'm your huckleberry" now get over it you huckles.
That guys thinks Val Kilmer said "I'm your hucklebearer", he's such a huckle.

That guy huckled every line of the movie he tried to quote.
by crustySGT April 05, 2025
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FTS

Fuck The Suck

FTS goes way back before the tweeting/texting definition people are giving it today. Back in the 90's while I was in the Marine Corps I saw FTS written all over the place. I asked a crusty older pissed off Terminal Lance what it meant, and he told me it was fuck the suck. He went on to say it was based on some old movie where they said prison was "the suck" because it sucked the life out of you...and that the Corps did the same thing hence The Suck. So FUck The Suck is fuck prison, fuck the Corps, fuck your dead end minimum wage job, fuck living with your parents when your 35 making coffees at starbucks or whatever your own personal hell is that is sucking the life from you.
Normally written out of sight on random things inside the suck (backs of clocks, under desks/cabinets, behind shit).

"Hey man, are you going to reenlist for 4 more years?"
"FTS"
"Yeah, FTS. They can't pay me enough to keep me in this motherfucker".
by crustySGT May 09, 2014
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