fruit loop surprise 

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

fruit loop surprise by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

fruit loop salad 

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.

holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad

fruit loop salad by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010

Fruit Loop Sloute 

The word slut with an added o and u. Also with the words "Fruit loop" before it. Used when being killed/losing or lost in a game.

"Oh my god dude that guy ownd u"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"

Fruit Loop Sloute by Hunter williams July 26, 2009

Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop 

Confusing ghetto term for telling someone they like their wall post on Facebook.

*While on Facebook*

Ghetto Gurl 1: Mah weave be itchin'

Ghetto Gurl 2: Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop!

Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop by RedLineRider May 30, 2011

Fruity Loop Scoop 

As you're fucking your cute bitch; you realize, "Man, I'd really enjoy some Fruit Loops right now." So, you take your big fuckin gallon of cum milk, you dump it in that bitch- however, you do it in time with an entire box of Fruit Loops. (not sponsored) Then, you take a Dairy Queen spoon (you know what I mean, those fuckin long ass red ones) and shove it in that puss. Then, you eat a healthy breakfast of pussy cereal whilst fuckin her in her tight little asshole.

"Me and my bitch Fruity Loop Scooped last night B. That shit was fuckin bomb dawg."

Fruity Loop Scoop by thescooper July 13, 2018

Tastes like fruit loops 

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

Tastes like fruit loops by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

fruit loops 

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

fruit loops by me old fruity September 20, 2005