fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Fruit Bag

1. (v)The act of getting a Tea Bag by one or more Fruits.

2. (n)The person who receives the Fruit Bag

I fruit bagged Lorenzo last week and he's still got a mark on his forehead from it.

by ?Måt¿ August 22, 2005

Fruit Bag

Coined by Trentanian Devl insulting x KYJellyFish x during a freindly game of Halo 3. Originally it didn't sound like and insult until KYJellyFish laughed his ass off at Trent and deemed it a worthy insult over XBL. Fruit Bag has become an alternate way of calling people: Fags, Retards, Homos, Garbage etc.

Shut the fuck up Fruit Bag!

OMG You're such a Fruit Bag!

Suck it Fruit Bag!

I Fruit Bagged Monkey

by xKYJellyFishx June 25, 2009

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite February 29, 2012

fruit bag

A man's scrotum.

"Let me show you a fruit bag" - Justin Timberlake, "Suit and Tie"

by Big Bird 🐦 January 1, 2022